Friday, October 30, 2015

There's free pizza at work - I may physically die

So pizza is my favourite food group and food.

They ordered pizza for the whole team. I've convinced myself twice I can have a piece because it's not a big deal.

The entire floor smells like pizza.

I am eating lettuce and crying inside and possibly outside.

...Send help. I'm thinking I can just grab a bit of pepperoni off a few somehow.

OH MY GOD I CAN'T SURVIVE THIS. I am in a constant state of hunger and this just is pushing me off the edge.

If I make it through this I will have the willpower of a saint.



Editor's Note:

They fucking put it beside my desk. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK